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Happy Watermelon Day

i love watermelon, do you? 
guess what, today is National Watermelon Day!  i heard it on the radio on the way to work.  let's celebrate.  did you know:

-     Watermelons are 92% water.  That's how it got its name!
-     They probably originated in Africa, but are grown around the world.
-     They are part of the gourd family.
-     They grow on a vine and must be replanted yearly.
-     Most people think it's a fruit, but horticulturists consider it a vegetable.
-     The Japanese recently even developed a SQUARE watermelon!
-     Most weigh 5 - 40 pounds, but some get as large as 100 pounds. 
-     1996 Guiness Book of Records:  Largest watermelon = 262 pounds!

so, enjoy the day.  eat some watermelon!

edited @ 6:53pm
SUBJECT: NEW DISEASE

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
    "What's the matter?" he asks.
    "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
    "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
    "I can't see my ass coming into work today."

So You Think You Can Dance

can someone be my lucky star and tape this for me?  it's on Fox @ 8:00PM - for 90 minutes.  i'll be at taipei noodle house for dad's birthday dinner.  its a super legit reason to miss the show!

thanks

http://www.fox.com/dance/showinfo/

dumb story of the day

i went to the dollar store yesterday to look for a puzzle for my sunday school kids.  so i ask the guy at the cashier, "Excuse me, do you have any kids' puzzles?",  and you know what he says to me??

"Are you looking for a puzzle for your son or daughter?"
i nearly peed in my pants (laughing silently at him). 

but i did buy these two little chairs - they just looked so cute.

moral of the dumb story

stuff from the dollar store breaks easily.  i swear, it's not my fault/weight.